6ºC CHRISTMAS JOKES

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Here you are some

Christmas riddles and tongue twisters.

6ºC students hope you enjoy them!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

(Snowflakes)

Marina 6ºC

Where does a snowman keep his money?

(In a snow bank)

Marina 6ºC

How do you scare a snowman?

(You get a hairdryer!)

Marina 6ºC

What's black and white and red all over?

(Santa covered with chimney soot)

Marina 6ºC

What happens to Santa Claus if he loses a reindeer?

(It gives kidney failure)

Sebas 6ºC

Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?

(In the Claus-et)

Mikel 6ºC

What Christmas carol is the parents’ favourite?

Silent Night.

Marina 6ºC

What does Santa say in a race?

("Ready, set, HO!")

Marina 6ºC

What's white and red and goes up and down and up and down?

(Santa Claus in an elevator!)

Marina 6ºC

What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog? 

(Santa Paws!)

Marina 6ºC

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

(Jungle bells, jungle bells!)

Helena 6ºC

What goes "oh, oh, oh"?

(Santa walking backwards!)

Helena 6ºC

      Helena 6ºC

TONGUE- TWISTERS

·         Candy cane cookies keep kids coming. Marina 6ºC

·   Eleven elves licked eleven little licorice lollipops. Marina 6ºC

·   Two trains travel together to Toyland. Marina 6ºC

CHRISTMAS JOKES

Laura 6ºC